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south pole teether 

When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether
Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!
south pole teether by woody18 April 30, 2015

blowjob teether 

A “blowjob teether” is a person who is known to use their teeth to bite, nibble, and scrape. while giving a blow job.
Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a

Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.

The Texan Teether 

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"
The Texan Teether by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Taco Bell Teether 

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.
Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Tetherballer 

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"
Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009