"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
by Le Douche Bag January 24, 2008
by Cobra McLarge August 12, 2011
matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
A slut that creeps around tattoo shops or conventions in hopes of getting laid by a tattooist which in turn provides the possibility of free navel slut-jewelry.
Generally they wear tiny skirts or booty shorts and don't even have tattoos. They say "Oh my God, did that hurt?" a lot. And hover around the counters with their tits out. Sometimes they travel in packs. "Man dude, that tat rat wants to blow me bad.
by something radical February 29, 2012
by attnsacgonflable January 15, 2009
by Dragonhawkthunder May 25, 2019
When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.
by JJBidwell April 01, 2015