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chris strokes

A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.
Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"
by Chris Strokes January 4, 2019
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Strobe

An unknown synthetic disassociative created by two people from Granite City known to cause psychic experiences and cause "Slider Effect", mind-link, and aural disruptions.
After taking strobe at a rave you will have the greatest time of your life.
by DexStrobe October 17, 2008
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The Strobe Light

To perform the strobe light, one must first have a couple of conditions in which must remain static during the art of copulation. The first condition is that this act must be performed in a room with ambient light provided by a lamp plugged in with an old=school "clapper" machine. The other condition is that the room should be completely dark when the light is turned in the off position.

So here we go.
Simply have un-gentle, hard sex (at a rigorous pace) with your partner so that it creates the typical "slapping" sound. This will activate the clapper, turning the light on and off at a rapid pace. EI, it's a fucking strobe light!!!
Last night I got wasted and started poundin' this chick. Dude, it was classic, we actually did the strobe light!
by DDubleYou October 14, 2007
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master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge
What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!
by goosenard June 30, 2006
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strobe sack

getting a strobe light and waving your sack over someone while waking them up. thus they wake up to a strobing sack in their face. Works well while moving back and forth while making techno sounds.
dude you should of seen his face when i strobe sacked him. he didnt know what was going on!!!
by alext128 June 21, 2006
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fake strobe

the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.
gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!
by liana!! December 14, 2008
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The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009
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