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starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
by OkieObserver September 28, 2014
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Starbucks

Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks

Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
by Strayabitch March 10, 2016
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Britney: Omg wanna go to Starbucks?
Tiffany: omggg yessss

Clarissa: I'm gonna get a double venti double shot nespresso iced coffee latte, extra cream no sugar, deep hot blend, roasted, extra hops, nespressalate double cream wipped.
by Based on real life events August 29, 2016
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starbucks twink

A twink who works as a barista at Starbucks. Typically with a septum piercing. Can be found at every Starbucks as that is a twinks natural habitat. The hottest twinks work at Starbucks.
I just went to get some coffee and there was the cutest Starbucks twink
by Soyboy-sinner April 1, 2021
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Starbucks

A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
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A Raging Starbucks Cunt

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)
by ugly niglet July 11, 2019
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