Squatanking

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018

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squrbal

Gerbal squrbal is a type of human. Squrbal was founded in 1332 B.C.E and the founder was named Tutankhamun who later names king. Every squrbal has a name like mine is gerbal. There can not be two squrbals at one time on earth because at the age of 11 or 12 the squrbal awakens in anybody on earth the second after the previous squrbal dies. Everything about being a squrbal because instinct to you. Every squrbal is diffent in personality but it’s never evil. Squrbals may have squrbal followers.

“I wish I can be squrbal “

by King squrbal May 30, 2018

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squawalk

To Squawalk is to be alive; walking around uttering pointless sounds like man have done for an odd million years.

Jim - "Yesterday my gf broke up and today my mother passed away!"
Bob - "Cheer up, you're still squawalking"

by John D. Ongh November 18, 2019

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Squabblieverse

When you drop a mind altering drug that sends you to squabblieverse. Confusing shit talk including finger sparks, wavy walls and generally being in a different dimension to the people around you.

"mate how you feeling?"
"lad I'm in squabblieverse after that tab why is my arm on fire? Do you see this?!"
"nah mate that's your arm hair you're just tripping"
"OK but flame on"

by Squably September 4, 2020

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