Edehedic Skimenimen 

An experience coined by Norwegian immigrants to Canada, far before the arrival of Christopher Colombus. The condition is exceedingly rare, and causes a pang of rash anger in the subject for a moment after an annoyance or displeasing event.

"I'm suffering from some bad edehedic skimenimen right now, man."
"That sucks. The Vikings got that shit, you know?"

Edehedic Skimenimen by refi1829 August 25, 2013

creamin' seamen 

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

creamin' seamen by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

Sheep seamen 

A tearm used by "niggaz" to describe a form of illegal substance

Hey dog you got the sheep seamen

Sheep seamen by Cowcuck October 30, 2020

Alfie Seamens 

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?

Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent

Alfie Seamens by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman 

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020

sch.latts.seamen 

sch.latte.seamen is a very cool mutual of mine on TikTok (my favourite 😇). I really love sch.latts.seamen. We both happen to be gay so that’s cool

Person: Hey, have you heard of sch.latts.seamen?
Me: Oh of course! sch.latts.seamen is my favourite mutual!
Person: Yeah I love sch.latts.seamen

sch.latts.seamen by gayforcarson September 13, 2021

Shrimping With The Seamen 

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

Shrimping With The Seamen by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024