shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor

Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode

by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014

crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

shitferbrains

one who displays immense stupidity, and is happy to respond to the term publicly. Shitferbrains is only used in a public forum and has no value in general conversation. Typical venues for use of the word would be building sites etc - The word would be shouted loudly to gain the attention of the subject, who must respond without complaint

Oy shitferbrains go and get me a lefthanded screw driver

response - sure thing boss

by thentu September 21, 2006

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018