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White in Shining Armor

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020
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sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink
Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking
by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009
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to save your sinking Titanic

(verb):

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail big time.
mother: George, you're failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads
Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof
by Joe April 19, 2004
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Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking
"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"
by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008
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the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.
Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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