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Walk of Shame

Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy.
"Where were you tonight?"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
by mmm09 January 21, 2009
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bath of shame

Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.
by I.8.T March 28, 2016
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Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.
Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".
by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011
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crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.
I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.
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Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.
Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.
by Rebexxa October 28, 2010
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Hole of Shame

The town tramp, the girl that fucks everyone, a sure lay for one in desperation or one highly intoxicated. All men feel the "day after" regret of having entered her hole.
Waking up next to a stinking whale after a night of heavy drinking, Harrison realized he had spent time in the hole of shame.

After doing shots of tequila all night, Todd was inducted into Terri's hole of shame.
by Squeaked Moose October 24, 2011
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