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a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.
My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.
selfie by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022
An orphan's family portrait.
Few things sadder than a selfie...
Selfie by Disasterbator August 6, 2022
When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship
When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie
Selfie by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023

Selfie Control 

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.
Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.
Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.
As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Whore 

When someone posts multiple pictures of themselves, photographed by themselves, to one or more social media sites (i.e., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) each week for the express purpose of getting others to comment on their pretty-ness. Often times, they may link these selfies with a self-deprecating comment to accelerate other's comments.
{The selfie whore posts a selfie on Facebook with the comment, "I'm trying something new with my hair, but I don't think it turned out good."}
Commenter 1: "No, you look great!"
Commenter 2: "Nah girl, you alwayz looking good!"
{The selfie whore has a momentary feeling of happiness, and then she starts planning her next selfie}

Guy 1: "Hey, why does Tammy post so many selfies on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "She's a selfie whore. She just wants people to tell her she's pretty even though she's fat."