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rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole
Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!
by c0c0boo October 23, 2013
mugGet the rectum lipsmug.

rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula December 1, 2011
mugGet the rectum smokermug.

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.
Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"
by BamKablam September 15, 2011
mugGet the rectum breathmug.

raging rectum

While giving anal sex hot sauce is applied to the asshole. ( hot sauce can also be poured on before the penitration)
Last night i gave that girl a raging rectum and it stung!
by sexOmatic1142 July 20, 2009
mugGet the raging rectummug.

latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.
I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.
by senpaikee February 9, 2022
mugGet the latus rectummug.

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
mugGet the prehensile rectummug.

Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.
''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''
by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012
mugGet the Rectum Raidermug.

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