rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.
That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.
by NastyNate1986 January 18, 2016
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raging rectum

While giving anal sex hot sauce is applied to the asshole. ( hot sauce can also be poured on before the penitration)
Last night i gave that girl a raging rectum and it stung!
by sexOmatic1142 July 20, 2009
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rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole
Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!
by c0c0boo October 23, 2013
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rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.
Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"
by BamKablam September 15, 2011
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Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.
We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.
by yourlostuncle December 03, 2019
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Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.
''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''
by AssCruzad0r October 24, 2012
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prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw December 25, 2015
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