Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.
They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.
by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019
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The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."
by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014
Get the Battlefuck promotion mug.When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.
"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."
by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017
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"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."
by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023
Get the stupidest promotion ever mug.Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.
by nana .. June 25, 2023
Get the prankin and promotin mug.A promo can mean a segment that a wrestler from a wrestling company will produce. A promo is a way for a wrestler to vocally attack whoever the promo is directed to. They are often shown inside the wrestling ring, with some promos held in various parts of the arena. This will help the person try to get the upper hand, unless the opponent burns the other
Promo from Monday Night RAW (January 2011)
CM Punk: Wow, everybody, it's John Cena. He comes out here every Monday night, he's excitable, he throws his hat at somebody, everybody loves it. I am so impressed at how you do that. You get all these people to believe you're that friendly, smiling, everyday man, when I know the truth. And the truth, John Cena, is you're thoughtless, you're heartless, and above all else, you are dishonest. I'm sure there's millions of people worldwide, including yourself, that would love to believe this is over a spilled diet soda, but John, this goes way beyond my spilled diet soda. Yeah. John, you were fired from the WWE. You were gone. You gave a very tear-inducing speech in the middle of the ring about how you finally get to see your mom and hang out with your little brother, and you said you were gonna go away. You were gonna be a man of your way, but what happened? You came back later that night, and then you came back the next week, and then you came back the next week, showing all of these people who aren't intelligent to see through your facade what I have known all along—that your word is absolutely worthless.
CM Punk: Wow, everybody, it's John Cena. He comes out here every Monday night, he's excitable, he throws his hat at somebody, everybody loves it. I am so impressed at how you do that. You get all these people to believe you're that friendly, smiling, everyday man, when I know the truth. And the truth, John Cena, is you're thoughtless, you're heartless, and above all else, you are dishonest. I'm sure there's millions of people worldwide, including yourself, that would love to believe this is over a spilled diet soda, but John, this goes way beyond my spilled diet soda. Yeah. John, you were fired from the WWE. You were gone. You gave a very tear-inducing speech in the middle of the ring about how you finally get to see your mom and hang out with your little brother, and you said you were gonna go away. You were gonna be a man of your way, but what happened? You came back later that night, and then you came back the next week, and then you came back the next week, showing all of these people who aren't intelligent to see through your facade what I have known all along—that your word is absolutely worthless.
by TheOneThatGotAwayTwice October 24, 2013
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