An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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by Pikey Joe August 30, 2003
Get the parkie mug.You ask for parietals if you want to have a MOS in your room. Parietals is not the act of banning them from your room, it is the practice of asking permission, and, at some places, leaving the door partly open (with a shoe or something.) It does not START at midnight.
female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.
"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.
"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"
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Get the partiest mug.Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.
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