nesli

most beautiful woman on earth
nice and cute
the one and only

she is MY gf deal with it

by javier b. April 26, 2005

Neil Cicierega Simp

The term Neil Cicierega simp is used for people who are overly obsessed with Neil Cicierega and his epic poggies gang.

“Oh man I admire Neil so much!”
“Lmao freaking Neil Cicierega Simp”

by AscendingPhrog January 25, 2021

Neil Diamond

The only performer that can get a group of any people on their feet and dancing. A musician never trained classically and still manages to write great music.

Neil Diamond's Hello Again and Sweet Caroline KICK MOTHA FUCKIN ASS!

by yo928 September 14, 2010

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

Neil Haislip

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.

Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.

by trillallday December 11, 2010

The Neil Buie

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman

I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.

by lil J styles November 30, 2011

Nesia

An incredibly cute and wonderful girl who has a hidden rebellious side, only a 3 on the Rebelitivity scale though. She is incredibly talented and has a wonderful voice. She tends to overthink but typically has a good time. She loves children and just wants to find the perfect man. She won't put up with your shit though. She has an amazing personality that you won't find elsewhere, however. If you have a Nesia don't hurt her. She's the one for you.

Do you want to go on a date with Rebecca?
Nah, man I'm loyal I have a Nesia

by nickktimestwo January 23, 2020