by VSCO GIRL BTW August 31, 2019
Get the Dr Mona Jain Middle Schoolmug. Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
Get the Monamug. A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!
But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face
But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face
I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.
by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022
Get the Monamug. by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022
Get the mona lisa handshakemug. To mona lisa is as if one embodies a famous painting, becoming a still, quiet, person on the wall just hanging there and when you want to either scare rob or sneak up on a nigga then you being the painting actually jump off the wall and attack or do whatchu gotta do Mona.
Ok pal, you go in there and assume the possition til i get home boy in this bitch and when i say the magic word you gonna mona lisa this bitch take his money and keys then we gonna run.
by TaterJ May 29, 2021
Get the Mona Lisamug. me complaining to my mum
teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'
by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019
Get the mona lisamug.