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Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic
Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F
by PP Forest God November 8, 2020
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Micronesia

This country in the Pacific Ocean is well know to be the greatest economy as of 2022 surpassing the USA in march it is also home to more than three people
I am going to visit Micronesia tomorrow
by Gerard lecorde July 30, 2022
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microblogging

Microblogging is a form of blogging that allows users to write brief text updates (usually less than 200 characters) and publish them. Among the early popular microblogging services are Twitter and Jaiku.
People have been microblogging since the late 1990s. Back then of course, not even the word 'blog' had been coined yet, but that shouldn't stop a real geek.
by Jens Roland May 30, 2008
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microeyes

Asians suffer from this horrid condition. Which gives them that crazy squint appeal.
Dong is such a fucking asian, look at those microeyes.

Oh my god look at his eyes...they are sooooo small. and unsexy, fucking microeye asians.
by computer joebob February 19, 2008
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Microbitch

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
by Psychodiction April 10, 2016
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Micronesian Hotpot

When you go to the toilet in a busy place like an airport terminal or office building and need to use a toilet that’s been shat in dozens of times within a short space of time. The seat is warm but the smell is foul.

Term originated from the remote islands of Micronesia where tribes had a single toilet for a large village. The hot tropical climate and meat orientated diet exacerbated the stench.
Man, what an average start to the week...

Micronesian Hotpot in cubicle one and the now the boss is on my back again.
by Royal Jules August 31, 2022
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Micropenis

An extremely small penis. Micropenis is extremely popular in men from Oriental descent (explains the lack of Oriental male porn stars). To be labelled as having a micropenis is the most degrading insult a woman can give a man. Men with a micropenis are usually virgins for life. A micropenis is medically proven to be worthless. Men with a micropenis are usually manic depressives. Most men with a micropenis usually commit suicide - usually after being laughed at for having a teeny-weeny penis. A micropenis is very common amongst steroid using body builders. A micropenis can sometimes be confused for a clitoris.
"I wanted to have sex with him so bad, but his micropenis didn't even penetrate my vaginal lips"

"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
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