masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017

mastered out

sneezing and ejaculating onto a woman's cleavage

She got me so turnt I mastered out right there on the spot.

by JanieEP November 21, 2017

Mastered Like a puzzle

when you kill some one in Fortnite

Your so bad get mastered like a puzzle your so free

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 1, 2021

Masturbacandle

Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.

Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

Masteredzone

A "zone" is a guy who literally grips his friends balls with love, firmness and affection.
if you meet him be sure to offer your balls and hell make them blue.
Plus remeber, if you ever cathc yourself playing a game against him, hell surely giggle cutely

Ooh youre talking to Masteredzone?

Yessir were gonna go and make my balls blue later.

by TheRealGbruhv February 7, 2023

Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.

"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"

by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023