Masturbacandle

Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.

Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle