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Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.
If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.
by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021
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Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.
"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?
by Billy Broom December 17, 2012
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Leonardo

A cool guy, usually Mexican that is incredibly good at soccer. He is a nice outgoing guy that knows how to party. Any girl would be lucky to have a Leonardo in their life, since he is a good bestfriend and a caring boyfriend. His favorite numbers are 11,7,9,10
Who's that guy you're always talking about?

Oh, that's Leonardo. He is super cute, funny, and nice
by LionPapa69 January 10, 2018
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Leonard Nimoy

(verb) To look for/find/go "in search of."
"I'm hungry. You wanna Leonard Nimoy some lunch?"
by LJC February 17, 2004
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leonardo dicaprio

the butt of the longest no oscar prank ever
leonardo dicaprio baby still doesnt have an oscar
by plasticscissors March 12, 2014
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Leonardtown High School

A crappy school in redneckville. Most of the students have an extremely limited vocabulary and are unable to think for themselves. Expect lots of stereotypical black people and idiotic males. Girls there are overtly dramatic and are rude. Expect most students to be rude.
Teachers are not much better. Some are homophobic or sexist. The principal lies to the public about things that could get him in jail. Teachers do not know how to teach and just give out worksheets. Many teachers are rude or lose work.
Be prepared to be followed around as though you are in a jail cell. Cameras are everywhere; one hallway even has a gate. Students have little rights and teachers follow students around everywhere. Do not expect to be shaped into a self-serving adult after you graduate LHS; you will not know what it is like to have freedom until you leave.

So if you want to go somewhere that will make you less intelligent and surround you with obnoxious people, go to Leonardtown High School. =)
Girl 1: "Hey, you know Ashley?"
Girl 2: "Yeah?"
Girl 1: "She does a lot of guys. Like me. But I am going to ignore that hypocritical fact and spread rumors about that slut!"
Girl 2: "That whore! I'm going to tell everyone!!"

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Student 1: "Teacher. I don't understand the concept. Could you explain this to me?"
Teacher: "-controls laughter- Maybe there isn't an answer. LOL"
Student: "...Okay. But what are we doing today?"
Teacher: "Ke$ha."
Student: "O_o..."

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Dumb male 1: "Lol, look at Bradly! He is such a faggy faggot! He gets better grades than me and doesn't talk like an idiot! What a fag!"
"Dumb male 2: "MAN, I KNOW!! HAHAHA, FAGGOT!!"
Bradly: "...Teacher, will you do something?"
Leonardtown High School Teacher: "I'm reading my magazine right now. Play nice. Be less of a fag though, Bradly. lol"
Dumb male 1: "Let's beat his ass yo!"
Dumb male 3: "Ya, dawg!"
Bradly: "-soon rushed to hospital-"
by Jesse Abelltonson May 10, 2011
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Leonardtown High School

An awesome public high school on the east coast that does not get enough credit. They have extremely high success rates for graduates and have great teachers. Some Certificate of Merit classes and all Standard classes are a joke; both the material, students, and teachers. The students that choose to apply themselves do well and have a decent life. The area is a mix of suburban and rural, mainly due to industrialization from a naval base. People are inclined to say that they hate the area and school but never seem to leave.
Person 1: Dude, I hate it here! Especially Leonardtown High School!
Person 2: I KNOW! I'm gettin outta here as soon as I can.
*20 years later*
Person 2: This town sucks! I'm, glad we didn't graduate.
Person 1: Yeah, man. I can't wait till I leave.
Person 3: So when are you leaving?
Person 1: ...
by CalmYourself October 6, 2012
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