King Pill

The King Pill is a growing new view on life and oneself amongst men. The word is in line with others like blue pill, red pill, black pill, white pill etc. The antagonists of a king, which a king strives not to be, are the coomer, the simp, the soy boy and alikes. A king holds high regard for stoic and traditional virtues such as honor, willpower, self-worth, integrity, companionship and principles. The goal is to lead a healthy and orderly life, while leaving the explointing hedonist and consumist culture with all its mental health toxins behind oneself.

A king knows that life and especially modern life is tradegy, but he's not afraid of getting hurt and facing his inner demons anymore, to try to be someone that he himself can be proud of.

Typical activitys of a king are workouts, meditation, bible reading, playing a musical instrument, having meaningful conversations with his friends.

Take the King Pill now.

Person A: I just completed no nut november!
Person B: Congratulations, king.

E-Girl: Check out my onlyfans page and subscribe for...
King: Begone thot. I took the king pill.

by Hans Schw4nz December 1, 2020

king jack

when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet

Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom

by didjitmachines June 25, 2004

King Ross

The sickest of guys

I'm King Ross, and you're my loyal subjects, and it's time for all the WTF moments from this week's WWE Raw

by Skip106 October 26, 2016

Kingah

A distinguished and at times indomitable foe in the many Nintendo titles (N64's MarioKart & Super Smash Brothers especially) played by weekend warriors during yard-time.

Rob: "We can't let him win, Gus!!! "

*race ends*

Joe: " ...Kingah."

X-Factor: "Wanna go out front and have a cigarette?"

by Joey Motional October 3, 2011

Khanging It

To spend no longer than 15 minutes on an important exam that you know you bombed harder than Hiroshima

K: Just turned my PIC10A midterm 14 minutes after the hour, pointless as shit to waste more time.
E: Damn near good job Khanging it

by Duckfez March 23, 2017

chesterfield king

It is a brand of unfiltered cigarettes. Chesterfield Kings are the ones with red packaging.

We smoked some Chesterfield Kings after we left the party.

by nubes February 18, 2011

Official King Judah

Tiktoker that makes a lot of Omegle videos. He has about 400k and loves talking to his fans on omegle!

Wow! I met Official King Judah on Omegle!

by analasiser November 11, 2020