Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010

Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"

A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*

by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

Jeremiah

That guy who does stuff -_-

oh shit, that guy's doing stuff...
must be a Jeremiah

by pwussydestroyer69 May 17, 2019

Jeremiah

A cool guy that is kinda weird but cool to hang out with.He will also get high with you.Also he is a little lazy.

Im bored so I should Jeremiah over so we can party.

by Jeremiah Pryor April 30, 2008

Eren jeager

The main character of Atack On Titan who has gone from being a whiny lil shit to an annoying peace of shit, he wants eldians to loose their pps to do that he will have to touch his brother zeke who is also an asshole and all pps will go poof, in conclusion best main character development ever

Man have you seen what Eren Jeager did?

Yeah hes such an asshole now

by I know where u lives July 4, 2019

Jerges

Jerges is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Jerges are very smart but they don't see it because they're different and always think outside of the box. He has a beautiful heart and the deepest brown eyes you will ever see. Jerges is a great lover and very attentive to his partners needs. Jerges are also very funny and caring and will give you anything they have just to see a smile on your face. They're strong and passionate and don't like to finish books. Jerges dream big and have bright futures ahead of them. Also Jerges smell delicious and have the power of wiping away all your pain with a big hug. Also, Jerges have beautiful smiles and a laugh that will make you laugh no matter your mood.

Damn!!! The girl has a Jerges... I've been looking for one forever...

by Go DJ June 28, 2010

Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.

I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

modern warfare 2 shirt

by Mr. McMagicMuffins May 26, 2010