yoga instructor

when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms

hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!

by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012

instrument

The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008

introdouche

When a guy introduces the girl he's been seeing (i.e. sleeping with) as his "friend" and not his girlfriend.

Chip has been seeing Sarah for three months. They have been dating and spending nights at each others places for a month.

Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!

by Shanningans October 30, 2012

introdose

When you introduce someone to a new drug. Especially when you are preparing the drug dose for them.

It's great to meet you Desiree. Let me introdose you to my fun friend molly.

by techbuzz November 30, 2010

Introactive

Acting in advance to deal with an expected difficulty with regards to events in the past; anticipatory of past events.

The pyschic was introactive when reading tarot cards, she anticipated the events of the past when dealing the cards.

I acted introactively when I prepared myself by arming myself with a gun, before travelling back in time, to kill my would-be murderer.

by solnex February 9, 2006

Instructiphobia.

Fear of Reading Instructions.

If all else fails, Read the Instructions.Oh,I forgot you were afflicted with Instructiphobia.

by Waboa February 8, 2009

introdouchon

when you are forced to go to a meeting and the introduction was written by or presented by a douche bag

My morning meeting was a total introdouchon.

by equestrienne8 September 14, 2009