Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

gertha

There is only one Gertha. Julian Shannon owns the Gertha

"woah man i just saw julian"
"really"
"yeah he let me see the big gertha"

by JJCENA69rko October 13, 2015

Gava Girth

A concave member requiring long term thrusting to deliver short term benefits to the female sex. Small and skinny in nature. Not to be bragged about.

She wanted a piece of the Gava Girth

by Wiper di poo-er April 7, 2003

Worth The Girth

When someone or something is worth the girth.

Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?

Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.

by Joseph Luca September 12, 2019

girthy meat

the male penis which is enlarged and girthy

Rinatore has girthy meat.

by kimmay April 10, 2005

girth

how fat your penis is.

I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

girthquake

what happens when overweight people run or jog to get somewhere quickly

Did you see that obese guy running to catch the bus? Total Girthquake!

by Blackmajik December 9, 2008