In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.
In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.
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"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
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