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Fnards

In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.

In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.
by MagickDio September 3, 2010
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ferdinand

A fluent speaker of Russian, he specializes in the disposal of others. Favorite activities include scratching the cardboard rectangle, meowing, moving his food out of the bowl before eating it, and chasing twist ties around.
"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."

"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."

"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."

"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
by Chris The Italian Chef April 2, 2009
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Related Words
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Ferdie

A Filipino man who is always dependable. Someone who all of his friends and family look up to.

Handsome, intelligent, and loyal.
girl: "That pinoy is definitely a Ferdie."
girl 2: *swoon*
by peanutbutter_wb February 3, 2010
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ferd

a nerd of female gender; a female nerd
omg she's playing cs... ferd!
by Anorexic_Fatboy January 22, 2006
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Ferda

“Ferda” is used when referencingFor the boys.”
Becky’s ass will always be ferda, she’s not build for a relationship.
by GoodNyborg June 6, 2018
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rio ferdinand

rio and i snorted coke of a soap stars tits in china white last weekend
rio wears kappa
in ayia napa
by jenas November 28, 2003
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rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.
by alf November 3, 2003
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