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fapaduck

1. The act of masturbating to photographs of ducks.
2. Having smexy-time with ducks.
"Hey Tom, wanna go fapaduck?"
by AdamHJ August 12, 2014
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fapabytes

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system
Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn
by Maplesoup March 28, 2016
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Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.
My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.
by 13576 June 30, 2016
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Fapachino

"One fapachino please"
by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019
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Fapiana

A wank. A close relative of Mrs Palmer.
"Give me a minute, I'm just having a quick Fapiana"
by knutsmasher September 13, 2021
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frequent fapper miles

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
by mccaro June 4, 2012
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sunny__fanpage

A sunny__fanpage is the best type of people in the world
by AAAAASAAA February 22, 2022
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