fapaduck

1. The act of masturbating to photographs of ducks.
2. Having smexy-time with ducks.

"Hey Tom, wanna go fapaduck?"

by AdamHJ August 12, 2014

fapabytes

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system

Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn

by Maplesoup March 28, 2016

Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.

My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.

by 13576 June 30, 2016

Fapachino

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

Fapiana

A wank. A close relative of Mrs Palmer.

"Give me a minute, I'm just having a quick Fapiana"

by knutsmasher September 13, 2021

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012

sunny__fanpage

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

A sunny__fanpage is the best type of people in the world

by AAAAASAAA February 22, 2022