The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.
by Aliases September 16, 2012
n: a feeling after standing duty for 24 hours in the military when one has not consumed any alcohol but looks and feels like they did the next morning. Usually caused by standing the mid watch, midnight to 4 a.m.
Petty Officer Smith: Wow you look shitty! Did you go out drinking last night?
Petty Officer Jones: Nope, I got a duty hangover.
Petty Officer Jones: Nope, I got a duty hangover.
by QM2 (SW) Buebz USN January 06, 2008
n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.
by An actual DB recipient March 06, 2010
Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013
A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
1. A person who ONLY plays Call of Duty games.
2. A person who ONLY plays competitive online multiplayer.
3. A person who doesn't really like videogames, because all they play is CoD.
4. A 12 year old who talks racist, ignorant, feebly vile sentiments, because all they do is play CoD online multiplayer.
5. Jock alchoholic rapists who play videogames. Duty Heads are people us geeks have been trying to avoid, so we turned to video games. Now they have joined our world, and we hate them more.
2. A person who ONLY plays competitive online multiplayer.
3. A person who doesn't really like videogames, because all they play is CoD.
4. A 12 year old who talks racist, ignorant, feebly vile sentiments, because all they do is play CoD online multiplayer.
5. Jock alchoholic rapists who play videogames. Duty Heads are people us geeks have been trying to avoid, so we turned to video games. Now they have joined our world, and we hate them more.
Kid 1: "Dude, I love videogames!"
Kid 2: "Really? Have you played a metroid, caslevania, elder scrolls, god of war, borderlands, or zelda game?"
Kid 2: "What? No man! I only play call of duty online!"
Kid 1:"How's the single player campaign?"
Kid 2: "It has single player?"
Kid 1: "what a Duty Head!!!"
Kid 2: "Really? Have you played a metroid, caslevania, elder scrolls, god of war, borderlands, or zelda game?"
Kid 2: "What? No man! I only play call of duty online!"
Kid 1:"How's the single player campaign?"
Kid 2: "It has single player?"
Kid 1: "what a Duty Head!!!"
by CheapScotch February 15, 2012
A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title
Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover
by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 30, 2013