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Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.
Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".
by Ysbeer June 7, 2021
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Dipshit McGee

The name a person assumes when they are a complete and total moron with the world's simplest job, and still have difficulties staying employed.
I see Dipshit McGee got hired at the coffee shop to fuck up lattes all morning long.
by 73baby March 31, 2009
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Jimmy Dipstick

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4
by Alicen June 19, 2006
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dipset

a word to be used when leaving the scene.
playa 1: hey, yo i'm about to dipset, i'll holla at ya lata.

playa 2: ight peace
by meghan February 14, 2004
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Dipsy

The second largest Teletubby. He is lime green and his antenna sticks straight up. He has an extremely suntanned (or brown?) face. Dipsy likes to wear what may or may not be a pimp hat. He made up a song about it too (Dipsy's hat, Dipsy's hat, fancy that, it's Dipsy's hat!). Dipsy is very good at amusing himself and has a "Bup-a-tum-bup-tum-a-bum" song that he sings whenever he can. He likes to dance like Michael Jackson.
Laa-Laa: *giggle* Eh oh, Dipsy!
Dipsy: Bup-a-tum-bup-tum-a-bum (dances)
by Fruit Is Gross August 30, 2005
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Eskimo Dipstick

Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.
Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.
by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011
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dipsoluscious vacation

noun. (dip-sol-lush-us vay-kay-shun)
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.

Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.

"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
as used on family guy...

Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

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Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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