Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.

Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!

Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

Hebrew word-contraction

"Jew" as in, "Did you?"

Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018