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Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.
Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.
by Professor Billy March 20, 2009
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pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.
That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.
by Honky Hater January 13, 2008
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im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.
"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"
by dahrk May 21, 2008
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confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.
It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Confused

a person who wears from wallmart to hot topic to abercrombie and fitch. listens to all kinds of music ... but not country. doesnt care what people call them but might have a tad of low self esteem.They dont want to look ahead at life because they know what is coming might not be fun.They talk normal for sure, no gangster or preppy or goth talk. just normal.
Chongi: oye babii a donde you go to buy ropa??
Confused: Dont ask me that. I dress from anywhere.
by carox3 February 17, 2007
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ConFLUsed

When public health officials don't really know what the hell is going on with a new virus strain. Let's name it Swine, no that's not fair to pigs. How about H1N1 2009? No, Influenza AH1N1!
Boy, am I conFLUsed with all these media mentions about the latest epidemic/pandemic/plague crap that's going down.
by Roccus May 1, 2009
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Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.
Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
by Naseknows December 13, 2009
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