by jixxcuit September 4, 2021
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Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
by REALkj May 2, 2021
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by Bby mama October 6, 2021
Get the Certified lover boy mug.(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
by Shockey86 January 31, 2005
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Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.
by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009
Get the Petrified Tree mug.A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020
Get the Certified Lover Boy mug.Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.
"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"
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