by MacTavish October 29, 2008
A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.
by gfs1179 April 01, 2012
A ghetto alternative to alcohol-containing energy drinks; Made by mixing Mountain Dew with High Gravity Malt Liquor (such as Steel Reserve, for example)
Yo, fuck that Tilt shit, I'm gonna sip some Mountain Brew and blast Master P records on the porch, son.
by Tippin44s March 30, 2007
delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.
(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"
by El Cholo February 04, 2004
by Andree 3000 August 01, 2006
When going to (or preferably crashing) a party, the Dark Brew is when one urinates into the water reservoir of the coffee maker, then places a fresh turd in the coffee basket. The offender then sets the automatic brew to go off at 6 AM (or any other suitable time).
"I just piss and shit in that fucker's coffee machine. He's in for a real Dark Brew tomorrow morning."
by Dropaduki June 17, 2009
Dipping your nuts into someones drink or soup when they're not looking. Works especially well after vigorous physical activity.
by 5FingerSurprise March 11, 2009