BlackBerry

a person who is as stupid and nonsensical as BlackBerry mobile phone

dude you are such a BlackBerry

by jackhammer2421 March 4, 2013

Blackberry

The crappy version of an Iphone.

Bob: Yes, can I have a Blackberry.
Employee: Ok that'll be $200.
Bob: Here you go.

1 week later.....

Bob: Holy shit!! What a fucking waste of $200!!!! I knew I should've bought an Iphone!!!!! *Throws the phone into the pool* Ugh!!

by Bunnies! January 5, 2012

Blackberry

A mobile phone that works great for a month of two then turns in to a piece of shit.

After a few months you will get problems with the battery / signal / internet and much more.

If they sold you a piece of shit you would've got better value.

Mom:Charly turn off that stupid blackberry and go play outside!

Charly:Don't worry Mom my blackberry goes off automatically at random times!

by Mr.tellthetruth January 1, 2014

Blackberry bounce

Occurs when one is dancing at a club and doesn't stop dancing to send a text on their Blackberry. However, because the texter needs a steady hand, their dance becomes them bending their knees and bobbing up and down until the text is completed.

Bryan: "I was dancing with this chick at the bar but half way through the song she pulled out her Blackberry and started texting"

Lee: "That sucks. Did you keep dancing with her?"

Bryan: "Yeah, but she was doing the Blackberry bounce, it was pretty awkward."

by PimpGangstaPoet October 3, 2009

blackberrying

the act of using ones blackberry to communicate

i was blackberrying when my car hit the bridge abutment.

by wordmoneyword September 6, 2007

Blackberry Cobbler

Slang term for a black woman's vagina.

Dr. Dre: I love to eat dat blackberry cobbler
Eminem: Yeah Dre, hit 'dat!

by Chad McBad August 27, 2008

blackberry clap

The act of clapping while maintaining a full and secure grip on one's blackberry mobile device between two fingers exposing the palm for a full clapping surface area.

Fred: hey man... I don't want to be rude and not clap but I'm in the middle of defining a word on urban dictionary on my crackberry!

Bob: dude... Just do the blackberry clap. Everyone knows it. And if you don't, learn it!

by Reggie squared June 16, 2007