messy beacon

the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!

dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.

by Charles McCloud December 12, 2008

beacon hill

Place filled with hoes n bitces, o.g.s and snitches. OUt here it real

Yo you see that beacon hill slut there?
Yeah she sucked my dick last night

by johnnoaahs September 20, 2005

Berton

someone who is ugly and in their spare time they eat food.AND THEN THEY STARVE THEMSELVES AND ARE BALEMIC. a. berton is the most common of these species.

omg she is sucha berton!

by YOCRAZY345 November 21, 2010

beacon

The one extremely hot chick in your office that is otherwise fugly excluding her.

"Damn, everybody we work with is not attractive. There's nobody worth even hitting on at the company holiday party."
"Don't forget about Jamie, that beacon in the payroll department."

by OpenForBiz January 23, 2015

Bergon

1. Verbal acknowledgement of the presence of an extremely sexy woman, usually exclaimed at a loud volume and with a faux spanish accent.

2. Verbal acknowlegement of a friend's sexual conquest(s).

1. (As a sexy woman enters the room) "BERGON!"

2. (After learning of a friend's sexual conquest) "BERGON!"

by Rimmy Jice November 10, 2008

beacon lighting

Beacon Lighting is quite simply a lighting shop, that seems to shit all over their so called competition 'Lighting Illusions'.

Husband: Hey honey, want to go get some lights at Lighting Illusions?

Wife: Get fucked, lets go to Beacon Lighting.

by Vagician69 May 24, 2018

beacon college

A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!

Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!

by sassydiva134 March 7, 2023