Bagit

An bagit is a type of person who you don't like but he's you're best friend. A person who does something can be called an bagit, basically anyone can be a bagit. Everyone is an bagit. Its pronounced ((bā - jīt)) There is an invisible 'e' so you would say "an bagit".

Kyle: (Takes Jacks mouthpiece from his trombone)

Jack: Kyle you Bagit!

by Doggy Dank February 4, 2014

begin

A cool french man who loves to wank at night.

Omg did you see that Begin last night at his computer?

by Nick Gibbs October 1, 2007

Exorcist: The Beginning

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.

Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018

beginning

The start of something.

The X Factor was the beginning of One Direction's career.

by Rainbow zombies ate my unicorn March 14, 2014

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

pussy begets pussy

The occurance of multiple new sexual partners (female) upon the success of a single liasion.

Tom: "So, are you still sleeping with salad girl?"
Pat: "Yeah, but I also banged her sorority sister last night and her roomate on Thursday."
Tom: "Wow, so the dry spell is over, pussy begets pussy. We should call you the Jackhammer."

by the real blue juice July 30, 2010