A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.
"Here's a balloon for you!"
by Ekker October 14, 2014
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2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial
2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial
1. "such cute balloonies!"
2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"
2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"
by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004
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Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
by lurch18 November 2, 2009
Get the Bailocaust mug.Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.
News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
by TZR October 15, 2009
Get the Balloon Boy mug.The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
Get the Patpong Balloon Assassins mug.Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?
by CommonCents December 20, 2008
Get the Bailout mug.Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.
by nutman17 May 24, 2007
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