Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"
by TZR September 14, 2005
The sound a port-o-potty makes after it has been tipped, as a result of all the water and waste spewing out.
Hellraiser 1: That sploosh owned!!
Hellraiser 2: Nasty! It's all brown and yellow and shit! It smells horrible! C'mon let's get out of here!
Hellraiser 2: Nasty! It's all brown and yellow and shit! It smells horrible! C'mon let's get out of here!
by TZR June 26, 2005
1. A great place where you can go to play video games. Very popular in the 80's.
2. An awesome band formed by Fred Coury of Cinderella, and Stephen Pearcy of Ratt, in the early 90's.
2. An awesome band formed by Fred Coury of Cinderella, and Stephen Pearcy of Ratt, in the early 90's.
1. Hey man, I went to the arcade last night and kicked this one guy's ass when I played him at Mortal Kombat!
2. I was listening to "Dancin' With The Angels" by Arcade last night, that is one awesome band!
2. I was listening to "Dancin' With The Angels" by Arcade last night, that is one awesome band!
by TZR September 25, 2005
Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.
News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
by TZR October 16, 2009
The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.
Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!
Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.
Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.
by TZR May 14, 2006
A sweet all female glam metal band from the late 80's and early 90's. They have a bunch of great songs, but their only major hit is "Edge Of A Broken Heart".
Dude, I was listening to Vixen's album, Rev It Up, last night. It was so kick ass! Hard 16 is a fuckin' great song! Man, music was so much better back in the day, not like all this new pussy emo bullshit that is clogging the airwaves.
by TZR October 03, 2005
Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR June 26, 2005