Definitions by Ekker

Chameleon 

A derogatary term for someone who keeps dying their hair different colours

"Rachael is such a chameleon with a new damn hair colour everytime I see her!"

Chameleon by Ekker October 3, 2023

Sentient sandwich 

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

Sentient sandwich by Ekker December 28, 2022

Morning Water 

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

Morning Water by Ekker October 19, 2022

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom 

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom by Ekker July 29, 2022

Bengali Sink Curry 

Where you vomit in the sink instead of the toilet and it's all a brown liquid and solid like curry.

I, the creator of this defintion, produced a Bengali Sink Curry in December 2021.

Bengali Sink Curry by Ekker April 1, 2022

Latvian Train collision 

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

Latvian Train collision by Ekker October 10, 2021

Half a dozen 

The same as the number six, but used by people who think "six" is way too long.

I entered the "No usage of words thought to be way too long when actually short" club and there were half a dozen guys armed with bats looking at me.

Half a dozen by Ekker October 14, 2014