Ekker's definitions

Awktrocity

Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...

I just got yelled out by someone who speaks a different language , what an awktrocity!

by Ekker September 8, 2014

Half a dozen

The same as the number six, but used by people who think "six" is way too long.

I entered the "No usage of words thought to be way too long when actually short" club and there were half a dozen guys armed with bats looking at me.

by Ekker October 14, 2014

Balloon

A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.

"Here's a balloon for you!"

by Ekker October 14, 2014

Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

Chameleon

A derogatary term for someone who keeps dying their hair different colours

"Rachael is such a chameleon with a new damn hair colour everytime I see her!"

by Ekker October 3, 2023

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022