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Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being
"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"
by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022
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Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?
by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023
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Weezer

A band that was officially formed on Feburary 14,1992. And has released a masterpiece of an album in 1994. It was called the Blue Album. Then in 1996 the album Pinkerton was released, it had okay reviews. Then Weezer went a brief hiatus.....for 5 years.... Anyway in 2001 Weezer put out the Green Album that was complete shit. The only relativly good song on the album was Island In the Sun. September24, 2002 weezer released a limited cd called "The Lion and the Witch" which was limited to 25,000 copies. The cds were only sold in small record stores around America. The next cd will be released sometime in 2004, and the Dvd will be released March 23 2004. (I think) The best band ever, so questions asked.
Guy: Yo, what's the best band?
Another Guy: Weezer.
by Anjroo February 13, 2004
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chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)
My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.
by Matt Turner October 1, 2006
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Weezerista

A person who is 1. a Weezer afficianado from a latin american country, or 2. a member of a pro-Weezer paramilitary organization with revolutionary leanings.
"Viva los Weezeristas!" he yelled as threw his last molotav cocktail into the policia station.
by vasking November 26, 2009
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Weezer

An Alt-Rock band that flip flops in and out of the mainstream. Has some well known songs such as Undone (The Sweater Song), and Say It Ain't So.

They are NOT emo, just self-aware about what they're like.
That Weezer concert was awesome, Pat has awesome drum skills.
by That One Nerd From School March 13, 2019
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weeze

To borrow or use for yourself.
I am going to weeze some money off of clint because he always takes my stuff.
by Rob c October 8, 2003
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