by Ca Caw September 29, 2019

by YummyDavo May 5, 2020

by Papa lice lick my rice April 16, 2020

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.
by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018

Winkle is a high life-form with powers unknown to human. His knowledge is far more impressive than anything ever conceived before. When someone feels Winkle’s aura, their underwear comes off.
by winkle’s #1 fan April 24, 2025
