Winklehawk

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The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain.

I've gotta go clean my bathroom. Woke up with a winklehawk and...well, you know the rest.

Winklehawk by DaveInOCNJ December 10, 2022

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Winklehawk

When one male person ejaculates on or around the tailbone of a female person and places feathers in the seamen. The female is tearmed a "winklehawk"

During senior week I made four girls into winklehawks. Like if you lined up ten people, and took away six, the remaining people would be equivilent to the number of girls i winklehawked during senior week.

Winklehawk by ExpectoPatronum June 14, 2010

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NARP

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