The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
by Flashheart January 14, 2010
A wounded healer is someone that has been deeply wounded from life’s tragedies but instead of letting it tear them apart they let the wound propel them into a greater person to themselves and to others. A person that finds there way back to meaning using all their senses. Sight, hearing, touch, taste and intuition. They manage to go beyond survival into thriving!!
by #vally October 31, 2019
A poop smear in your underwear
by StarMom October 15, 2017
A painful injury which feels worse than it looks. Like budget biscuits, you expected more than what you got.
by sweetbro4 November 09, 2010
The Wounded Dragon!!!: You start by having a woman suck on your cock till you release into her mouth, before she can spit it out or swallow you punch her in the stomach which will force your load to come out of her nose.
by phren June 23, 2006
by Diddypop/Daddy May 01, 2008
Injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. Positive descriptions of one's party wounds e.g. "Check out this bruise!" serve as badges of honour. The more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.
see also bangover
see also bangover
by Oh Hello Ghost October 03, 2008