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Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.
A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."
by darkcreep1245 March 11, 2017
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Toathian

The type of person who is usually loud, somewhat obnoxious, tries to be friends with everybody, always wants to 'fistbump' or some other variation of that, and makes up a lot of stupid catch-phrases. Usually of the male gender. Note: Toathians seem to be especially common at school, but some can also be seen at the workplace or out in public. Also, they often enjoy playing xbox (mostly only in their stages of early development, although some can carry this trait to adulthood), and sports.
Toathian: Yooo, Noah! What's goin' oooonn, brahh? Fistbuuuump! Fistbuuuuuuump! That's it brosef, bringin' it home!

Other guy: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
by C-Miller August 28, 2010
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Jelly Twat

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat
by the sea vagina September 12, 2013
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absolute twat

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.
"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
by janitor2010 December 19, 2013
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twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
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tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
by Nicnoc June 18, 2011
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TOATY

that mug is so toaty.
by scotslang June 25, 2010
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