town pump
(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
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Town Crier
When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.
Town Crier by Babyballs October 6, 2006
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Town Bike
A female who gets ridden by all comers (cummers). The word "comers" is a double entendre also meaning "cummers" - semen ejaculators.
A female who pedals (peddles) her ass around town or who is pedalled (peddled) around town. The word "pedal" is a double entendre also meaning "peddle" - to sell.
A female who pedals (peddles) her ass around town or who is pedalled (peddled) around town. The word "pedal" is a double entendre also meaning "peddle" - to sell.
Town Hussy
EVA: I'll bet if I kissed you, you'd taste like a wild beast.
Naked Snake: Heh. You're pretty good.
Ocelot: It's the perfume...I knew it! You're that town hussy Volgin's been with!
Naked Snake: Heh. You're pretty good.
Ocelot: It's the perfume...I knew it! You're that town hussy Volgin's been with!
Town Hussy by Wugguls January 1, 2012
Town-straight
To go ‘town-straight’ means to have sex with someone you’ve only just met, but without a condom. The term is applicable mostly when the people involved are completely sober minded when making the decision to do so. Making the decision to go town-straight is made purely on the basis of how your object of sexual desire looks - the hotter, the more likely one is to go town-straight.
The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that
The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that
Dude, the chick had such amazing booty, I knew I was going town-straight on that the moment I saw her...
Town-straight by McKody February 18, 2019
Town Bicycle
Some one who is extremely promiscuous and easily has sex with anyone. The word bicycle is used under the context of "everyone gets a ride"
Town Bicycle by Jolly_Mangina September 6, 2020
Town Called Malice
Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
Town Called Malice by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021