TAMPFOP

Constructing transactions, in which the full extent of the assemblage of players of the highest tier of Professional Baseball in America - indeed that league which enjoys an anti-trust exemption as a consequence of the 1922 Supreme Court ruling in *Federal Baseball Club v. National League* - who belong to me, are interchanged for an assortment of players in that tier of Professional Baseball in America who had until that point counted themselves amongst the belongings of my colleagues.

Lumsden: Constructing transactions, in which the full extent of the assemblage of players of the highest tier of Professional Baseball in America - indeed that league which enjoys an anti-trust exemption as a consequence of the 1922 Supreme Court ruling in *Federal Baseball Club v. National League* - who belong to me, are interchanged for an assortment of players in that tier of Professional Baseball in America who had until that point counted themselves amongst the belongings of my colleagues.

Randy: There are simply no more trades to make.

Lumsden: TAMPFOP

by Gaysexhaver420 July 13, 2020

Tampon

Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'

by babykittens December 12, 2022

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

by creepUnited February 13, 2012

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 18, 2015

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Tapoo

The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.

"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"

by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011