Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

Squelchort

An anti-slur for people who are transphobic. Comes from the words "Squelch" (a gross sound) and "Chortle" (a laugh, because they are stupid)

"What's your problem with trans people? You squelchort"

by Carmela Viscomi March 5, 2023

Squelcher

A term used to describe one who squelches on purpose. (Squelching is the sound when stepping on something wet)
a slur

Ryan: "HEY SQUELCHER, GET OVER HERE AND CLEAR THIS AREA OF MUD"

Oliver: "ok"

by Mschf!!! July 16, 2023

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squeesh

A merge of the words squash and squeeze (Not to be Mistaken With Squish)

The ball can squeesh

by Im not doing a handle tbh mate February 10, 2024