spelks

a splinter of the wood variety - north england/ borders

"... our kid went down the wooden slide an' got 'imself a couple 'o spelks in his bollox

by Ainsley Marriot July 21, 2003

spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

by JRob August 22, 2005

Spock block

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.

When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.

by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010

Spock Toes

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."

"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"

by Kbombious July 29, 2009

Spock Five

Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).

Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)

by Spocky5dude March 17, 2012

spoke toke

When you suck a fart out of your girlfriends butt hole!

"Last night I took my sexual experience to a higher level. I spoke toke my girl!"

by Spoker February 25, 2017

Jeremy Spoken

Very deep song by Pearl Jam about a teenager who was bullied and ignored by his parents until one day he shot himself in front of his class, not hurting anyone else physically, but mentally.

Jeremy Spoken in class today

by McMilk October 1, 2018