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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
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Spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023
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spastic elastic

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic
by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024
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spastic elastic

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic
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psycho spastic

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic
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Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up
by S0me Dude April 9, 2023
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