shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

Shinoogle

A person who lacks common sense.

An idiot.

A person who falls for a trick.

A person who gets screwed.

Man, you're a shinoogle for saying that.

Damn it, I got shinoogled.

by Lord Chickola August 2, 2006

shitformation

There's misinformation, and then there's shitformation. Shitformation is exponentially poor misinformation. It is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the masses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid.

Shitformation Ex 1: The next patch will resolve the server crashes.

Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.

by A rose by any other name March 6, 2008

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

shitcoil

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.

Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.

by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017