securapathy

general lack of interest and/or concern for anything by a security guard and/or rent-a-cop.

You could feel the securapathy when neither security guard noticed that Osama Bin Laden snuck in past the metal detector and took people hostage--neither security guard looked up from reading the newspaper.

by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

Security Theater

A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 22, 2010

secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Security through apathy

Reliance on nobody caring enough about your account or system to bother trying to hack into it.

"Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"

by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014

Secutiful

The perfect combination of sexy cute and beautiful.

"I was just gonna walk away, but damn that girl was secutiful... i think im gonna marry her"

by thelannman July 27, 2016

security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.

Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.

by sayrxn August 20, 2018