sfpos

sfpos;
stupid fucking piece of shit.

- noun

1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.

2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.

My sfpos car didn't start today. I had to miss work.

I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.

by patronyme June 22, 2010

sarostitute

A young, supple sorority girl seeking penis. Usually in her mouth.

Look at Sarah GO! One day she will make a fine sarostitute.

by usclone June 15, 2011

saporini

A man who caters to his wife's every need and want.

A man who will drop everything to go get his girlfriend a funnel cake or a cup cake.

Her new boy friend is a total Saporini. All she has to do is mention she wants something and he gets it

by Snowman1313 June 8, 2016

sipos

the label of one who specializes in the fine art of bad-assery

"she killed a lion with her bare hands then raised it's cubs to use as transportation... what a sipos."

by ruby76 January 1, 2012

Samoset

Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.

If you live near Bradenton you'll know not to fuck around Samoset.

by Shitty_Cities September 11, 2018

Sapiosexual

Finally an explanation for my overwhelming crush on the liberal pundit/MSNBC host Rachel Maddow.

Mom, dad, I am sapiosexual... If you need me I will be watching MSNBC.. K bye

by penguinss June 24, 2016

Gabe Saporta

A 28 year old male that is in the band cobra starship. he is amazingly sexy, can dance like no other, and is a pedofile. He was born in Uruaguy and is bffs with pete wentz. Gabeckett is the sexiest couple ever. :D

Fangirl: ZOMG GABE SAPORTA IS SO HAWWWWT
T33ni3: lyk totes, d00d.
A REAL cobra: DUDE, no. gtfo. and get a life. nate and ryland and alex are hotter than gabe anyday

by kissmysass March 7, 2008